Sardarji jokes

**Tell me the shortest joke in the world.
"There was a Sardarji..."

**Sardarji saw a beautiful girl and lost his self-control. He went and kissed her suddenly.
The girl cried- "What R U doing...?"
Sardarji replied- " B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar"

**A teacher told all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
There was only a single line in his note-book. He wrote "Match held due to rain!"

**Postman: - I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Sardarji: - Oh! But why did you come so far. Instead, you could have posted it....

** A sardarji and his wife filed an application for divorce. The Judge asked: How'll you divide your kids, You have three children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR.

**A man: "Sardarji, tell me,why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening and not in the morning?"
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

**Sardarji visits a Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words. It means "you are standing on the oxygen tube!"

**Why did Sardarji cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what... To avoid side effects!!!

**Man: Sardarji where were you born?
Sardarji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye! part part kya kar raha hai? Whole body is born in Punjab, Yaar!"

**Lawyer to Sardar: "Geeta pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Sardar :"Yeh kya! Rita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Geeta pe haath...."

**Sardarji: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don't know how she got my number. She interrupts whenever I call someone and says, "please recharge your card."

**A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denimjacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put onTwo Coats."

**A sardarji was drawing money from ATM.
The other sardarji behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen your password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! you are wrong, Its 1258"

**How do you recognize a sardar in a school or college?
They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard..

**Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
He wanted to measure how long he has Slept....

**After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his practice. He checked his first patient's eyes, then the tongue, and then the ears using a torch.
Finally he said. "The battery is Ok!"