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What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ?
La loo.

Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR!”
Laloo replied “65Kg.” and moved on…

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and LasVegas. So he called up the Tourist Department and asked them, “Ji, could you, please, tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas…”.
The man at the other end replied, “One second sir…”
Laloo immediately replied, “thank you!” And put the phone down.

Laloo's family planning policy: “Don’t have more than two children in one year”

At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo’s left tells the bartender, “JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.”
The other man says, “JACK DANIELS,SINGLE.”
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, “AND YOU, SIR?”
Laloo replies: “LALOO YADAV, MARRIED.”